Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
Fuck it, he’s Harry Potter
I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
I wish I could reblog this without ^ that comment because I don’t appreciate being called a “bible fanatic” because in reality, some churches (like westboro baptist) are legitimately like this, but we aren’t all. I’ll never understand why everyone shits on Catholicism without even trying to understand.
If you deny the right for two people to get married just because they are gay then you are on the same exact boat as the “crazy bible finatics” that you see protesting again gay marriage and whatnot.
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
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lemme see if it was any good
no delete it i look dumb
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
Graphs throughout your school career
I have never seen anything so accurate
kissing when you’re half asleep is the best thing ever